Compliments of TelQuel and my husband, I present…Moroccan pick-up lines:

Jlaleb ou lqoualeb = Girls who wear djellabas look so traditional but are also smart and sexy.

Koullek zebda ou mnin nebda = You’re all butter, where can I start? (Implication - she’s soft and easy)

Wach hada karr walla douar al askar = Is that an ass or a military camp? (karr = butt/ass)

Allah yatina chi nsiba nddiwouha l’haj = Hey girl, I want to bring your mother on the hajj (and be my wife)

Na’at mlioune a’ala smar alloune = I will give a million for a girl who has brown eyes.

Shibh jazirat allouhoum al arabia = You’re originally Arab (wow, that’s a good pick-up line, genius) 

Dak sder a’ndek dial lbatata ou zitoun = Your breasts would look beautiful with potatoes and olives. (Reference to Moroccan tajine with chicken breast)

Ntouma tzayrou ou hna ntkhayrou = You wear tight clothes and we choose (between you)

Nass hazza lhem ou nti hazza lhemma = People carry problems and you carry pride.

Well damn.  For one, it’s pretty incredible that they printed karr.  And two, EW.