What do those three things have in common? Why, they’re all things that Moroccans shout to Indian, Asian, and British tourists, respectively. I was just reading this article (pointed out to me by this blogger) in which the Indian author is harassed with shouts of “Namaste!” and “Indian!”

Being a woman of little color, I admit that the only strange shouts I’ve experienced in Morocco (aside from Marrakesh’s ubiquitous “Fish and Chips!” shouted at any Anglo) have occurred while in the presence of a racial minority. Just a few weeks ago, I was hanging out with an Asian-American at a cafe; suddenly, as we got up to walk, a chorus of “Jackie Chan!” rang out (and let me tell you, he looked absolutely nothing like Mr. Chan). I’ve heard Moroccans shout “Namaste!” at Indians (shockingly, this actually happened inside the lobby of the Hassan II Mosque while I was there), and I won’t even tell you about the “African” songs I’ve heard Moroccans mocking at the beach when they spot a black family.

It kind of reminds me of another one of my favorite things (to laugh at). Anyone who has ever been to Morocco is familiar with this ubiquitous phrase: “You are welcome in Morocco.” Now, misuse of preposition aside, I find this hilarious. I’ve always wanted to spot Moroccans in the U.S. and shout “Marhaba fi’ Amerika!” as they pass by (apparently, so does Chris Hamilton).

Tell me, what is the best shoutout you’ve ever received in Morocco?