Meknes? A Hot Spot?
Well, my goodness! In the past couple of days, two (count ‘em) bloggers have praised Meknes, setting what is probably some sort of record. Can this really be happening?
Cat in Rabat and The View from Fez both wrote fabulous posts in praise of my adopted city which, as you know, I shall soon take my leave of. Now, Meknes is not the typical tourist town, as I’m sure you know. In fact, as Cat in Rabat puts it, it’s the Alcohol & Murder Capital of Morocco.
Believe it or not, there’s sort of truth in that statement. Meknes seems to have more bars per capita than any other city I’ve been to in this country, including Casa and Rabat. Hell, it has even more than Marrakech. The only explanation I’ve ever heard for this is Meknes’ long time position as a military base, but even that doesn’t explain how drunk everyone is on Saturday nights.
And as for murder, well…did I ever tell you about the incident with the kefta machine? No?
Last summer, Hamza and I were sitting in the Cafe L’Alhambra, one of our favorites, when suddenly a man saunters in, shouting, and selling photocopies of a newspaper page for 1dh each. Hamza of course bought one.
We were absolutely not prepared for the story inside.
In the medina, near the gold souq, was a kefta shop owned by a couple of men. Above them lived a lawyer and his wife. For years, the lawyer had been filing complaints against the shop - for selling drugs, for making too much noise, etc etc. Some are hearsay, others true.
Anyhow, the lawyer was finally successful in his complaints, and the shop was given some sort of notice - an eviction perhaps? This angered the butchers, who slaughtered the lawyer and his wife (one of them allowed his girlfriend to pose with the woman’s jewelry for photos, which surfaced afterward), grinding them up in the kefta machine and paying a taxi driver to dispose of their bones in the Jnane Maamora (outside of Rabat, about an hour’s drive from here).
So the moral? I suppose one might say that when Meknassis do it, they…oh, forget it.
As I’m sure you all know, I’m the author of this little book.